pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.


(Source: gammafag)


wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus)


bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

(Source: frecklesshake)


scorntrooper:

getting emails from Pottermore is like getting a hopeful facebook message at 2am from a dude you maybe went for drinks with once, two years ago, before you realised he was hideously boring 


zlasses:

No close up on Zayn for his high note this video is irrelevant


teal-deer:

I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 


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